You’re an asshole and a dipshit,
But made of stardust and sunshine.
You remind me of my existence as your slave,
But every day without you is pure sadness.
As I watch you lay there in silence,
I felt love and happiness within me.
I felt how lucky I am that you choose me
to be your servant.
I will wholeheartedly love you,
which means offering you all kinds of treats
and bow down to you.
Oh holy mighty cat, you are the queen of my life.
The only one that has the power to control me.
Allow me to render my service to you
for the rest of your life.